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What's that weird smoke?

Portland Mercury 8/22 9:27A Anonymous
by Anonymous Question on Tiktok "I was driving to work on Macadam and I saw this green smoke that looked like tear gas. I had to close my windows. Does anyone know what it was?" Answer: It IS the fog of authoritarianism, the vapor of tyranny, the...

Feelings

Portland Mercury 8/21 11:51P Anonymous
by Anonymous You’ve made me wait over a year to get our cat checked out by the vet. The lump on his leg has grown from pea size to golf ball size. Now we need to wait longer because you’re stressed out from work and life and all the other things....

I keep having nightmares

Portland Mercury 8/21 8:12P Anonymous
by Anonymous Every night I can only sleep for a few hours at a time because I'm overwhelmed by nightmares where an unseen, uncaring force is trying to kill me. Tonight I dreamt I was trapped in a building surrounded by automated machines that...

Fake

Portland Mercury 8/15 8:55A Anonymous
by Anonymous I hope you know I was never rolling anything ulterior. I was confused when I reached out, sure, but look, even that was a long time ago now. We spent years building a new friendship as new people, striking sparks and setting fires with...

Time for me is 0:00

Portland Mercury 8/15 8:32A Anonymous
by Anonymous The bubblegum shortage has escalated into a full-scale outage, with retailers confirming shelves are bare and warehouses empty. Distributors say back-orders have reached record highs, and manufacturers have no confirmed date for...

Highest 2 Lowest Is Spike Lee’s Fanboy Homage to Akira Kurosawa

Portland Mercury 8/15 8:00A HR Smith
For fans of making fun of Boston sports fans. by HR Smith In 1963, Japanese filmmaker Akira Kurosawa—already a globally-recognized icon for works like Rashomon (1950), Seven Samurai (1954), and Throne of Blood (1957)—released a film based on...

Nobody 2: Twice the Carnage, but Not Enough

Portland Mercury 8/14 10:05A Dom Sinacola
I want to see a man s [redacted] maimed by a [redacted]. That is the catharsis I deserve. by Dom Sinacola There is a scene in Timo Tjahjanto’s  The Big 4 —his Netflix-backed 2022 action comedy/abattoir—that gives you all you need to know about...

Cool Job Alert: The Mercury Is Hiring a News Reporter!

Portland Mercury 8/14 9:00A Wm. Steven Humphrey
by Wm. Steven Humphrey Great news: The Portland Mercury is continuing its growth and hiring an additional NEWS REPORTER to join our smart, scrappy team of kick-ass journalists. Are YOU that special person (or perhaps its someone you know)? Then...

Ex-Boyfriend Music as Shared Memory, New Genre, and Bike Ride

Portland Mercury 8/14 8:00A Cameron Crowell
Bike Summer ride organizers Lucy Kennedy-Wong & Priscilla Wu want you to invest in the bit! by Cameron Crowell It started as a bit between friends. Lucy Kennedy-Wong and Priscilla Wu both work downtown for the City of Portland—Kennedy-Wong long...
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